Here I go again, warning everyone of events that may offend, or may even humor. I'm going to start with another bizarre tale that takes place right here in the "country" of Florida. Daylight Savings has arrived, yet another year where we complain about our schedules feeling fucked up, and our lives being filled with more daylight, but are we? Probably in some mathematic equation, yes, but down here, they don't need no stinkin' time change. I was giving my last donation of pla