I can't believe the first day of spring sprung in the world on March 20th! I woke up, realizing that all the other crazy events I...

Here I go again, warning everyone of events that may offend, or may even humor. I'm going to start with another bizarre tale that takes place right here in the "country" of Florida. Daylight Savings has arrived, yet another year where we complain about our schedules feeling fucked up, and our lives being filled with more daylight, but are we? Probably in some mathematic equation, yes, but down here, they don't need no stinkin' time change. I was giving my last donation of pla

Groundhog Day : Florida Edition - Where Rules and Logic are Shat Upon

...to NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, pick up a hitchhiker in Florida, no matter how cute their thumb, or how innocently feeble the they look...