Maria and I settled into our site. To be honest, the whole tourist-attraction draw of Bar Harbor is pretty low on our list. We’ve been here before—once back in 1993, and again in 2013 with our four youngest children, my parents, and cousins who brought their own self-contained fifth wheel. Fast forward to the now. We pulled into our site, and I went through my usual checklist: level the Mothership, hook up the sewer, and get the internet flying so we could stream. Then, we bo